Ahoy, fellow deviants! 'tis that jolly time 'o' th' year again (Nay, not THAT jolly time!) where we dawn our buccaneer-garb, down the finest grog an' ale, sail the high seas, and, most vital of all, talk like the weather-beaten, salt-smellin' sea dogs we all be deep within our bowels!
Aye! That be right! International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Even Cap'n Frederick be gettin' into the spirit o' things!